Today, I had no pantyhose. So, I do what I do every morning I awake and find I have no pantyhose and only skirts to wear. I drive to CVS wearing my snagged and run pantyhose. I find my brand of (as my mother calls them) stockings and take them to the checkout counter. As I gather my keys and purse to leave I ask the man, “Where is the bathroom?” To this he points, “Back there. I guess you don’t need a sack.” He KNEW what I was going to do: put my pantyhose on in the bathroom before driving to work! So, I go back to the pharmacy to get the bathroom key and the pharmacist tells me I am the THIRD woman this morning that has asked for the bathroom key so she could put on a pair of pantyhose she just bought.