alexa, the web information company, eats boogers.

yipee.
my alexa traffic rank increased by over 1,000,000 in the last quarter.
wow. now:
[ignore the rest of this post.]
i am trying to get the attention of someone at alexa,
“the web information company.”
yooooo-whoooo [shrill]. is anyone home?
what does a girl have to do to get her thumbnail updated?
jen has high attention to detail. u r making her crazy.
[maybe i’ll try a little libel]
alexa, the web information company’s momma eats boogers.
alexa, the web information company eats boogers.
please update my thumbnail so i can quit clicking the button
day
after
day
after
day
after
day.
it’s going to be easter soon. my thumbnail is all halloweenie
!!!!!!!!!!
p.s. this blogger said if i blogged about you, i’d get your attention.
we’ll just see how smart this doshdosh is.

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Comments

  1. says

    @themuffinman – did you like that – my thumbnail is all halloweenie. ha! i didn’t know dosh meant money, but that makes sense.