all gen x wants for christmas are their two front hubcaps!

Christmas 1966

photo from wha'ppen via flickr

I've written a new verse for this favorite Christmas classic! (All in good, clean fun of course, and keeping in mind that if you own a car with or without hubcaps you are still one of the richest people in the world!)

...All Gen X wants for Christmas
are their two their two front hub caps
their two front hub caps
see their two front hub caps!

Gee, if we could only
have our two front hubcaps
then we could wish you
"Merry Christmas!"
It seems so long since we could say,
"Social Security is stable!"
Gosh oh gee, how happy I'd be,
if retirement weren't just a fable! (thhhh, thhhh)


Christmas 1975
photo from cebbtn via flickr

All we want for Christmas
are our two front hubcaps
our two front hubcaps
see our two front hubcaps
Gee, if we could only
have our two front hubcaps
then we could wish you
"Merry Christmas!"


Christmas 1964

photo from bill on capitol hill via flickr