Earlier Today, Text Messages with the Husband
ROBERT: All will be well. See with the Spirit.
ME: Made it to 7-11 to get Gatorades, and Bridgy left shoes at home.
ROBERT: Let’s just write the screenplay. Can’t make this stuff up.
ME: That isn’t even the half. Sullivan went outside and covered himself in ☀ sunscreen. He was so greasy he couldn’t open the back door so he banged on Bridgy’s window. Scared her to death and she started yelling. Then she was mad when she realized it was Sully. Also, my new shoes 👠 hurt my feet.
Also, we went back to 7-11. I gave each kid $5. They paid for their stuff separately, and then when they went to get in the car, both kids dropped their change all over the parking lot. Sully’s dollar blew away and then he dropped his donut on the gravely parking lot. Didn’t need a 🍩 anyway.
Also, we just saw a dove escorting a turtle 🐢 across busy Pennsylvania Avenue. An airport van almost crushed the turtle. I was stopped in the middle of the road honking. Then I had to squeeze into the lane the turtle was in to keep another car from killing it. Basically, we witnessed a miracle in the animal world. Give it up for the dove 🕊! Also (last also), if Bridgy hadn’t forgotten her shoes, that turtle 🐢 would be history.