Today, I had no pantyhose. So, I do what I do every morning when I awake and discover I have no pantyhose and only skirts to wear. I drive to the drugstore wearing my snagged and run pantyhose. I find my brand of (as my mother calls them) stockings and I take them to the checkout counter. As I gather my keys and purse to leave I ask the man, “Where is the bathroom?” To this, he points, “Back there. I guess you don’t need a sack.”
He KNEW what I was going to do! Put my pantyhose on in the bathroom before driving to work. So, I go back to the pharmacy to get the bathroom key and the pharmacist tells me I am the third woman this morning that has asked for the bathroom key so she could put on a pair of pantyhose she just bought.